Introducing igod:
Me:
what the fuck are you?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
you are just a machine
God:
You are correct.
Me:
that's styupid
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
that's stupid
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
because you are
God:
That is self-evident.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why
God:
" I can't believe it."? Why?
Me:
why?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
no reason
God:
Are you serious? Do you need any help debugging my program?
Me:
yes
God:
OK.
Me:
give me the help then
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
you told me to do so
God:
Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
yes
God:
I'm glad it pleases you, .
Me:
come on
God:
I'm just kidding around.
Me:
ok, I got to leave
God:
Goodbye. Yay.
Unfortunately, if your question is stupid, his answer will be stupid as well:
Me:
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
vn
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
123
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
456
God:
Sounds delicious.